Super Angry Pirate 

An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. Thus creating an angry pirate.

A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.

Now, put the two together.. Superman that hoe, then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking Kodak Moment.
DMFRSM

Dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, I Super Angry Pirate'd that bitch!
AWESOME! What'd she do when she recovered!?
She cried for a bit, but I just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
JSABTT20

Super Angry Pirate by dmf_btt April 9, 2008

reverse angry pirate 

When after the guy cums in the girls mouth she kicks him in the shin and spits the cum into his eye.

jen caught jim off gaurd when she gave him a reverse angry pirate because he gave her an angry pirate last night.

reverse angry pirate by xXxgeoxXx October 31, 2006

The Angry Pirate 

When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"

John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.

The Angry Pirate by likeasumboodeee April 23, 2014

Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate

Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate by dweber79 July 5, 2010

The Angry Pirate 

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.

Dude, I totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!

The Angry Pirate by iceman99767 March 22, 2010

The Angry Pirate 

when a male is giving it to a girl doggy style and pits on her lower back. The girl flips over thinking he's finished, as soon as she does so the guy cums in the girls eye and kicks her in the shin.

this causes her to put her hand on her eye like an eye patch and hold her leg like a peg leg and cause her say arrrrrrr

i gave her a mmmmaaadddddd "the angry pirate" last night and now she hates me

The Angry Pirate by themoleman March 12, 2009

the angry pirate 

when a guy cums on a chick's face then shaves off his pubes and throws them on her face, the cum keeping the pubes in place. then you break her legs.

she was annoying me. so i gave her the angry pirate

the angry pirate by hardstyle1997 August 26, 2011