angry dragon

the last thing to do before you break up with your girlfriend

when she gave me head last night i made her look like an angry dragon since i was going to screw her over

by noface March 10, 2004

angry dragon

When WASP is performing oral sex on a man, the guy blows it in his 20 year old mouth, holds his jaw together and says: "The Red Sox stink!"

WASP gave such bad oral, I had to give him an angry dragon.

by RichfromBoston February 11, 2005

angry dragon

Angry Dragon- To smack a Hobbit in the back of the head just as you blow your load, it spurts out his nose on the gathered crowd of eager asslings awaiting their turn, like an Angry Dragon!

I gave that Hoggit an Angry Dragon!

by Sleight September 13, 2003

Angry Dragon

This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.

Kelsey was pissing me off all night, so before I dropped her off, I have her the Angry Dragon.

by HandlessHoudiniFan March 31, 2009

Angry Dragon

When you cum in a girls mouth and then smack her head so it comes out of the nose.

Emil i busted a angry dragon in your mom

by Alexxz_m November 10, 2020

Angry Dragon

When you absolutely nut blast someone and then promptly pour hot sauce down their mouth

My manager was being a dick so I gave him the angry dragon

by Choco129 September 25, 2022

angry-dragon

A sexual act where a guy take his penis and inserts it, surprisingly, all the way to the back of the throat of his female partner(right before he is about to blow) while she is blowing his testes and ejaculates,explosively, and she gags and the sperm comes out of her nose. like an angry dragon breathes fire.

"Dude i totally gave julie the angry-dragon last night. My cum was coming out her nose for like a minute and a half!"

"Dude i bet she was pissed."

by zTSANDMAN July 10, 2008