alistair scott

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family

James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird

by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017

Alistaire

1. A very genteel older English gentleman.
2. The mythical male creature with manners and dignity, the single entity that thinks with the brain between their ears.

3. Alistaire- female: A girl who, while being feminine, has then inner steel of a tough gritty guy.

1. I met Alistaire in the rose garden, and we strolled hand in hand amongst the flowers. He was a perfect gentleman.

2. Turns out, *insert all teenage boys here* was just trying to get in my pants. I wish he was more of an Alistaire, and not such a poser creeper.

3. Geez, Alistaire can fix a motercycle, deal when her dad ruins her life, and put up with the worlds worst gangster boyfriend. She still looks better in a dress than anyone I know.

by hopelesscause October 14, 2009

alasdair

The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.

'Alasdair-ing is so gross'

by - [ Dark Assassin ] - March 15, 2007

alistair

A thick bitch

" wow alistair your so thick"

by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017

alasdair

To pull an Alasdair, you must make constant jokes that are consistantly not funny.

'I am Alasdair, I play WoW, I rule'

by wowKelseyisgreat March 9, 2007

Alistair

One of the most special people to walk this planet. Alistair has the most beautiful green/hazel eyes. If you know an Alistair,don't let them go.

Per. 1 :"Hey have you seen Alistair today?"
Per. 2 : "You mean the most precious person ever?"

by SySy August 23, 2022

alasdair

The act of perverting over girls at least seven years older than you.

Person 1: 'She's hot'
Person 2: 'She's 8 years older than you!'
Person 1: 'So?'
Person 2: 'You Alasdair'

by Purity Assassin March 11, 2007