i ain't never seen two pretty best friends

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

I ain't

I am a pussy

Mohammed: "I ain't"

Random guy: "Yeah I know you're a pussy, you don't have to say it."

by ricky.gotdonney August 29, 2023

I ain't sweat

I ain't sweat
= I am not lying!

Police: Did you do it?
Guy: Ayo no!
Police: Don't lie!
Guy: Bruv, I ain't sweat!

by Ya Word Definer June 7, 2018

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something

"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:

by < ^ > v April 5, 2023