black eye affair

A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.

What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.

by BJ Himself February 4, 2009

internal affair

Asshole of cops. Pretty dope job though. (Cops of the cops) An agency that deals with internal issues, such as ,misconduct , corruption, etc.

Hey Larry can you call the internal affair agency , something's fishy in this police department.

by Littleh April 20, 2017

amish affair

unmarital sex to a farm animal, while married to a woman.

Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."

by eich bein loppich June 21, 2006

emotional affair

A pop psychology term which instills a sense of impropriety when describing Platonic and courtly love (and other forms of intimate non-sexual association). Since the relationships it defines are by definition chaste, its use is misleading and is often used manipulatively.

You call it coffee with a college professor, I call it an emotional affair.

by maximo hudson January 24, 2009

afsarina

An Afsarina loves to entertain people even though people don’t treat her well. The funny and sarcastic extrovert friend. If you have a Afsa, hold onto her. She knows how to not show sad expressions around people. Very hype but once she feel neglected, she's the saddest person on the earth. Smart but always gives up first. Afsarina always blames herself even though they did not make any mistake. Afsarina is the coolest one and they tend to understand other's feelings. She is awesome and weird in some way.

It wasn’t your fault Afsarina.
There's a lot of people like Afsarina but each of them is special in their own way.

by skilerwilson March 5, 2023

Extramarital Affair

When one of the spouses gets a little too bored of their significant other, and their eyes start to wander.

Billy: "How could she DO this to me? How could she be with another man behind my back?!"

Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"

Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020

Bruv Affair

like a bromance, just a bit more sexy
love affair - BruvAffair

"Peter and Kevin's bruv affair is so naughty"
"So hot too"

by jamo no no September 24, 2022