faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football

Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon

by Jake_5599 June 6, 2022

《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》You《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

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《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》You《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》You《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Achilles' feel

A subject you're a little bitch about.

Achilles' feelAchillesfeel

by Williamshakesalman January 10, 2018

Achilles

Achilles is a male name. Achiles are polite and generous. They care about their family and friends. Achilles are also very handsome! They like spending their time doing something creative!

- My name is Achilles.
- What a beautiful name!

by Lol my name is Peter November 21, 2021

Achilles, The Frequency Auditor.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Achilles, The Frequency Auditor.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Achille

Achille is an amazing human being, theyre always there to listen to you and are a very loyal friend. Achille are nice to everyone which makes everyone want to be around them.

“Achille is such a chill person”
“I feel safe around Achille”

by ♥︎cherryCola♥︎ November 20, 2021