Abandoned Office

Nickname for Level 4 of the Backrooms.

Abandoned Office looks like, well, an abandoned office.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Tylers abandoned house

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite

Hay what’s that ugly thing over there? Oh that’s Tylers abandoned house

by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019

Abandonment

When someone named Shaber leaves you for more than 30 minutes without warning.

Example of Abandonment:
Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."

by blackMAtter616 March 28, 2021

Abandon Shop

As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:

1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"

T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"

by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011

Abandon casualty minimization

I see now that trying to minimize causalities just gives the people at the top more time to stall.

Hym "So, abandon casualty minimization. It was a stupid idea to care more than the people making the decision to let those people die. So yeah. Abandon it completely."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Abandoned

Tristan stricklin

To Tristan stricklin someone is to be abandoned for any duration of time.

by Catqueen72 April 3, 2021

alien abandonment

when the legal system doesn’t use any words from foreign countries in America

The alien abandonment made minorities comprise most of the criminal justice system in America and the courts don’t try to speak their language variations either.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020