"Your such an Askhole!"
by Bushwacka pattysmacka May 13, 2019
An askhole is someone who constantly asks you for advice, yet does the exact opposite of what you tell them.
by oobie14 November 06, 2014
When someone asks you for advice, then does the exact opposite of what you told them to do. = Askhole
That dude just asked me, "where do I catch the eastbound..?" I told him, then pointed him in the right direction, and still, he went the other way. What an askhole!
by brendon69 July 07, 2014
A Person who consantly asks for your advice but ALWAYS does the exact oposite of what you told him to do
PersonA: "Man Jim asked me what to get at Subway and I told him to get a 6" Corned Beef and he took a Salad!"
PersonB:"he is such an Askhole!"
PersonB:"he is such an Askhole!"
by Tsume_Akuma November 26, 2016
by Down over September 21, 2020
guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.
Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.
by TheArbiter9001 May 10, 2018