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Filthy Armadillo

A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball
Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
by disturbed armadillo June 5, 2011
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Armadillo

Exclamatory remark used to express excitement because of something fantastic; cool
Damn, that red 2008 viper is straight armadillo!
by Lifegaurdnomo June 16, 2008
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Armadillo

An exclamatory word to express extreme coolness.
That 69' Shelby is sexy! Armadillo!

Yo, that jacket is tight son! You betta run that shit, bitch! Armadillo!
by Shawty2008 October 19, 2008
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Rusty Armadillo

The act of having sex with a woman while menstruating and then dick slapping her in the back so she hunches over like an armadillo.
I gave my girl such a bad rusty armadillo her back was bruised.
by theguyski April 3, 2010
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Armadilla

When a girl gets down and a man fucks her in the ass for a large amount of time, afterwards she walks curled over like an Armadillo.
Last night I pulled The Armadilla on Makayla.
by NiceDynomyte January 23, 2016
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Armadillo Territory

That mythical land where people visit quite often whenever he or she get high. (i.e., smoking marijuana to get high)
Dude... let's go watch The Dark Side of Oz in Armadillo Territory!
by simplespeed February 17, 2010
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Armadillo Syndrome

when your friend acts very stupid, slow ,and or retarted.Asking question after question after question like you somehow know the answer.

Named because he is acting retarted like a real armadillo.

Word based off of the real animal.
joe:Hay dude tom had a seizure.
Noah:Oh man that sucks.
joe: ya it dose
tim: what is that
Joe it is a midical condition when your nurons in your brain missfire
tim: why?
joe:becaues he has epilipsie
tim:why?
joe:i dont know because he dose.
tim: ya but why dose he have epilepsie!
Noah:Oh my god you have horriable Armadillo Syndrome!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Noah: GOD you stupid retard stop being so fuckingannoying. GAY FAG!!!
by the answer is in your hand October 18, 2010
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