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Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
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Taking a shit where there is little thrashing about, a great deal of enjoyment and a bit of pelvic movement to shake it off.
by jackjackjackjackjackjack March 26, 2011
Get the Rock and Roll Shit mug.When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018
Get the Shit and run mug.The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006
Get the eat shit and die mug.The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
Get the Shit and Split mug.the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
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