Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021

Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.

Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.

by UR-GODZ September 29, 2015

Salad allergy

Person who only eats meat - anti vegetarian.

Dave has a salad allergy.

by martinbartie November 25, 2024

Peanut Allergies

A term used big big brother houseguests in place of the word crying

When the hgs saw their family tapes, they all got peanut allergies.

Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.

by Hcfb0808 October 5, 2018

White Allergies

White Allergies is a term created and/or popularized by actor Matthew Mconaughey. The term means that by where you were raised, and how you were raised, that there are certain imported, obvious ways you carry. Such as in that you have a preconception, or prejudice, in ways that not even you understand, or know you have.

Hey, I think you have White Allergies.

by ItsSurreal October 27, 2022

Mold Allergy

A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.

"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."

by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012