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AIDS

Asshole Invader's Death Sentence

A disease designed to eradicate all the disgusting, sicko poo punchers from the face of the earth.
I wish Liberace were still alive; of course, he died of AIDS.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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AIDS

A horrible disease that rapes your immune system via a Falcon Punch. Multiple things can cause it, sex is just one of them.
Zach: "Hey Josue, did you hear the news? Lori gave Brian AIDS after they had hardcore sexual intercourse."

Josue: "Yeah, I seen that on PornTube a while back."
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AIDS

An acronym standing for Asian Insufficient Dick Size.
Jackie Chan, unlike his African-American co-star Chris Tucker, suffers from AIDS.
by moronic midget March 4, 2008
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AIDS

The epitome of sexual humor. Common among teenagers who claim they are the wittiest of all comedians by overusing this unfunny word.
Lolguy 1: I don't want to touch you, I might get AIDS.

other guy: AIDS isn't spread by contact.

Lolguy 1: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS AND I DON'T!
by The Oncoming Doom December 15, 2008
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AIDS

Jerry: "My boss came out of the closet today by announcing he is HIV+"
Tom: "lulz. AIDS."
by Johnny Cunnilinguist April 21, 2008
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AIDS

Used to describe someone, that when they are around you, they seem to just kill all the fun.
Man, riding my bike would be fun... if aids wasnt here with me...
by WhiteIce17 July 21, 2007
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AIDS

Anally Injected Death Sentence

Someone who has bent over and taken a rode of doom from behind. The rod of doom then shoots toxins into the anal cavity of the victim which then transforms the person into a zombie-like creature which, instead of wanting to devour flesh, wants to infect more people with the virus.
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by PapaKShizzle September 30, 2010
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