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Abraham Lincoln Syndrom 

A situation in which a group of French people suddently talk English because of the presense of an English Minority.

This behavior is usually caused because the French people have always been able to adapt, and rarely have the politeness to ask an English fellow to speak French in the presence of a majority. This leads to strange results when the French begin to speak to other French fellows in English, resulting in poor accent and dialogues.

A single English person in an entire group is enough to cause this behavior.
- "Hey great party, eh?
- Pourquoi tu me parle en anglais?!
- Ah, excuse moi..."

- "I think I'm struck with the Abraham Lincoln Syndrom.
- Hey man, I'm french, so talk to me in French!"
- Désolé!"
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Abraham Lincoln Elementary School 

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

Abraham Lincoln Movie Night 

When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.
Let's sleep over and have a Abraham Lincoln Movie Night for the stupid English homework.

Abraham lincoln fours 

A person shoes that look like church shoes
"Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".

kissing abraham lincoln 

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.
Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..
kissing abraham lincoln by totalg33k February 21, 2008

The Abraham Lincoln 

When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.
It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
The Abraham Lincoln by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

The Abraham Lincoln 

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.
My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.