O.M.A.R.

Did you see her boyfriend? He was totally O.M.A.R. She had to spoon feed him his dinner and carry his sippie cup in her purse.

Did you see his girlfriend? She had velcro-strapped shoes and looked like she should have been pushing a walker. She was totally O.M.A.R.

by SFCnB April 10, 2011

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M.a.r.f.

Middle aged rock festival!! As seen on the Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy's Mom, Dad, and Mr. Crocker go to it. It is also where Timmy finds the all powerful White guitar wand to fight the darkness.

Were're going to M.a.r.f.!!!
What's Marf?
Middle aged rock festival!!!

by GoAskAlice7 July 31, 2009

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M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. can also be used as an acronym for Marathon Ass Raping Session

Matt and Keith's buttholes were raw after M.A.R.S.

by Tittytat tisses July 5, 2016

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R.A.M.

This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.

While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.

by von groovy July 13, 2017

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R.A.M

R.A.M is the abbriviation for "Ripped as a Motherfucker" Derived from the expression H.A.M meaning hard as a motherfucker, R.A.M is often used to describe someone under the influence of Marijauna. Therefore being R.A.M "Ripped as a Motherfucker"

Steve: Hey Marc, whats wrong with Jim?

Marc: Dude, Jim's R.A.M right now, just let him go.

by RastaBahn September 5, 2011

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S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

by David Lenins September 8, 2007

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