calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.

1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."

by larfz March 25, 2013

penny up a wall

the process of a group of boys pissing up a wall, closest to hit the top of the wall wins

schoolboys bunking school decided to play penny up a wall to see who is the best.

by matthew vickers January 21, 2009

Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation

A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.

by SwampRob November 4, 2011

shit on a wall

When you half-ass anything. When you just throw out a guess.

"How did you do on the test Onalee?"

"I don't know I just threw shit on a wall."

by g00fyb0i445 October 2, 2017

I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.

"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson

by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020

national hug a wall day

National hug a wall day happens in January 29. You have to hug a wall atleast once on this day 😋❗❗ Y'all better do it roaches 🙄✋

Daniel - What day is it?
Katie - It's national hug a wall day!!! YOU BETTER HUG A WALL SO IT WONT FEEL SAD 🤬🤬🤬

by Living roach December 18, 2020

nailing jello to a wall

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism

Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"

by Racist brownies February 4, 2025