schnitzel pwnage

To be pwned with schnitzel, to ultimately defeated by a slice of schnitzel.

Dude, that's schnitzel pwnage! Schnitzel just pwned my COD record!

by Adam Whiskey March 25, 2011

schnitzel lover

someone who loves the german sausage up there bumhole

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schnitzel lover porno's

by schweinsteiger schnitzel December 28, 2011

Schnitzel Pomp

Sausage Snobbery. When one is made to feel inferior when one's dinner sausage is outshone in the superiority stakes by a larger example on a friend's plate.

My pork and apple breakfast sausage stood no chance when I saw that Sian was eating a huge Braunschweiger. And did'nt she just know it. Her Schnitzel Pomp knows no bounds!

by Joey Crawford February 5, 2007

flip schnitzel

v. to freak out, overreact; flip shit

derived from "flip shit", used in situations when the word 'shit' is not appropriate, for example in front of a teacher, parent, or younger sibling

"Mom I swear, if the teacher gives us one more freaking assignment, I'm gonna flip schnitzel."

by chillyabiscuits March 17, 2010

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

chocolate schnitzel

When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t

Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel

by Josh10011 July 30, 2017

schnitzel missile

A motorcycle of German origin.

I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.

by DT2020 February 24, 2019