by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020
A man with muscles.
Loves rocky,and arnold sworchanigger.
Loves protein shakes.
Likes tank tops.
Is a maricon.
Loves rocky,and arnold sworchanigger.
Loves protein shakes.
Likes tank tops.
Is a maricon.
by ihatemonkeys April 21, 2010
horrible boyfriend who always treats his girlfriend like shit and makes her false promises and makes her cry even though she loves him with all her heart, soul, and more than the whole universe. She would do anything for him but he could care less! cause he can be a complete JERK.
girl: what assholes guys can be....
friend: yeah like that guy last night... he was SUCH a jorge.
girl: o-m-g ur right! just like twins.
friend: yeah like that guy last night... he was SUCH a jorge.
girl: o-m-g ur right! just like twins.
by N a t a l i a August 22, 2009
An ugly ass bitch. Has a limp dick. Kind of looks like the Chuck E. Cheese mascot. Can't get hard to save a life, even as a girl says "I want your dick inside me." He just can't get hard. He is kinda gay and is usually very dark skinned. You can't even see the man in the dark. It's saddening. Pray for Jorge.
by blessed_soul November 19, 2019
Jorge is one of those guys who will get a stupid ass haircut and make himself look like fucking GRU! He is super lonely and acts like he is all that! Jorge is an actual bitch and threatens to sue anyone he comes across.
Blair: UGH!
Ryan: What's wrong?
Blair: Jorge is being annoying as fuck! He's threatening to sue me because I called him gru!
Ryan: eh- tropical Jorge
Ryan: What's wrong?
Blair: Jorge is being annoying as fuck! He's threatening to sue me because I called him gru!
Ryan: eh- tropical Jorge
by A Kylie December 02, 2019
The most annoying goose on the planet. Like actually the most annoying motherfucker. He looks like a large wet soggy diaper. Bloody Jorge.
Jorge woke up the entire Prospect dorm with his honking last night!
I was eating lunch and Jorge came and tried to steal my sandwich.
Jorge thinks he is a majestic creature. This could not be further from the truth.
I was eating lunch and Jorge came and tried to steal my sandwich.
Jorge thinks he is a majestic creature. This could not be further from the truth.
by MoHo February 12, 2014