Taylor Jarvis

An unknown creature from the seas that no one knows about. He was dropped off from Port a potties and it’s an unknown thing that comes from the sea in an iceberg

Taylor Jarvis was lost at sea

by Lilaclicker January 30, 2020

Stanky Jarvis

A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.

"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"

by Curtis Honeytoast October 24, 2011

kylie jarvis

Kylie Jarvis the One Girl everyone wants to be! Blue eyed, brown blonde hair. Pretty, kind,smart,and very nice. But you don't want to be on Kylie's Bad side.

Boy- Who's that Girl?
2boy- Ohhh that's Kylie!
boy- DANGGgg! Kylie Jarvis

by Doc 102 July 27, 2017

jarvis probe

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

Jarvis Goal

A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.

It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'

When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal

by Bangaroo November 22, 2009

Invert Jarvis

Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides

Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!

by Moorejam March 27, 2009

jared jarvi

The thiccest boy to ever grace the halls of his high school

"Did you see jared jarvi today? Looking thicc as always"

by icallkingwaysoon November 30, 2017