8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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by EPIK SIGMA SKIBIDI GAMER May 2, 2025
Get the Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEINmug. This girl just sent me a double sphere pic, and I asked for 8 ball immediately after to show my disinterest
by Séan Miller February 26, 2022
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by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024
Get the 8 ball tuesdaymug.