8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024
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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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8 ball

8 ball in my boxers
by CEO of Cheapside April 17, 2022
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8 Ball

How much weed is that. Its an 8 ball
by Real nigga 18 February 18, 2018
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8-Ball-Gang

"You're in the 8-ball-gang? You must be fucking crazy!"
by SaitoTW January 12, 2021
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