9 to 5 wook

A wook who actually has a job during normal hours of the day.

Johnny is such a wook, he just goes to festivals and doesn't work. Sally, however, is a 9 to 5 wook. She has a job to pay for her festivals.

by beerHops26 July 7, 2017

9 to 5

An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.

Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!

by danojamo December 29, 2008

9 to 5

A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".

You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.

Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.

Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025