A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
Get the Garfmug. Person 1: look at that Garf Karf! How ugly!
Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at
Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at
by The Bigulus Testiculus May 5, 2023
Get the Garf Karfmug. by 2Chunks July 15, 2022
Get the Garfmug. 
