diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

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Mac'ing Off

Another word for phubbing, mac'ing off is an expression for when someone chooses to pay attention to their phone instead of the people around them, likening the action to jacking off.

I was trying have a conversation with Matthew but he was mac'ing off in the corner surfing Instagram.

by Betsy R. R. September 27, 2017

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off the noggin

Someone who is under the influence to an extreme.

Friend: Wow did you seen Tim at the party? He was so drunk!
Me: I know he was off the noggin.

by Yahnuthin September 28, 2017

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Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get an std

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"

Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free

by Wiley j October 1, 2017

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