off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.

Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."

by Playilan July 5, 2020

Jig-off

In the Super Smash Bro’s. Community, “jig-off” is known as an 8-player match that consists of only playing the Jigglypuff character.

Hey, are you guys ready to play a Jig-off?

by fangys88 July 12, 2020

Yacking off

When you jack off with a fur glove that feels like an animal (Ex. Yack fur)

My friend was hunting when he made a glove and started “Yacking off”

by Sexy Squidward July 13, 2020

vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

by Muttageek July 14, 2020

messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

Wipe you off

To kick someone’s ass!

I’m glad you got out of there OK that guy was about to wipe you off!

by Knasty July 24, 2020

Yawned Off Everyone

%Phrasal verb%
When stops talking, while you start talking.
Like when a nerd interrupts your conversation with your friends.

When I started talking in the middle of a conversation, I yawned shut everyone off everyone.

The nerd yawned off everyone during the delegate discussions at the MUN.

by parzivalwon July 29, 2020