Turtle God of Sex

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018

mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.

I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.

by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016

sweaty bum sex

An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!

Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it

Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss

by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

nibba sex cheese

allah fo sho

yo jeremy ate a nibba sex cheese

by allahcheeese November 16, 2020

Chaotic Sex Appeal

when a persons chaos becomes so chaotic it turns into massive sex appeal. most commonly found when a girl has a nerf gun.

Trey: *sees a girl on a golf cart with last nights make up, a nerf gun, and no shoes* “now THAT’s some chaotic sex appeal.”

by dunkinexpress August 12, 2020

Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!

What every eighth grader thinks about.

I dunno about you, but when I was in 8th grade, I was like, "Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!"

by Ethan819 April 26, 2017

Texas sex train

When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.

Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?

Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights

Simon-Pussy

by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018