Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

torn water bag

Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)

When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..

by Bluey M October 26, 2017

Possible bag

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.

Nate never went into the woods without his possible bag.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

Ass Bagging

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.

by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny April 24, 2018