mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.

I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.

by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016

Texas sex train

When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.

Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?

Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights

Simon-Pussy

by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018

Turtle God of Sex

When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .

" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"

by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018

sweaty bum sex

An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!

Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it

Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss

by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

Monkey Bar Sex

The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking

Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses

by 69TheDefiner69 August 18, 2019

tuba sex orgy

The group of musicians in any marching band that play the sousaphone. The group can often be seen not practicing, getting drunk, or hitting on the twirler line. It should be noted that all members of the Tuba Sex Orgy are denoted "Bros," even female members.

I wish I could be a member of the Tuba Sex Orgy! Those bros are awesome!

by TUBAFORDAYS April 3, 2017

Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!

What every eighth grader thinks about.

I dunno about you, but when I was in 8th grade, I was like, "Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!"

by Ethan819 April 26, 2017