one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”

by Lix.. May 31, 2022

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

one gene

a one gene is someone who is basically a person that is special, ugly, fat, stupid! they are basically one gene away from being plain wrong!!

he is short, ginger and eats mac d's everyday and thinks france is in england one gene!

by lianne mc February 7, 2009