One man's nut is another man's meal

You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.

Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.

by Tuna Bananer August 16, 2018

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.

Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok

by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019

Code one eight

A code phrase used to describe the presence of a girl that has sex with guys in order to get pregnant and collect child support for the next eighteen years. Can also describe a situation where a guy has potentially impregnated one of these girls.

Code one eight, man. Jessica thinks she’s pregnant and she says she doesn’t want anything to do with me.

by Silverslash January 19, 2019

Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful

Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power

by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019