Blast Off

When a girl is sitting on an erect penis and the man cums so hard she shoots off it.

Girl : My man gave me such a Blast Off last night I got whiplash

by jordanBoost May 22, 2016

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

bae-off

When you and your friend beat each other up until only one person is left, in order to get the girl.

"yo u like her and i like her??? meet me in the bathroom after school!!!!"
"what, is it a bae-off now? go suck ur own dick."

by coilusserpent May 18, 2016

roast-off

When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians

John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.

by Gap was here June 1, 2016

half off sale

a cheap girl.

don't mess with her . shes a half off sale

by realdeer June 8, 2016

Burpy-off

A time when everyone dies but bicycle dudes and Barry from game grumps eats ketchup and spoiled pudding while upside down because Aron also from game grumps was victorious. Burpy-off can only occur after my-little-pony has been read. Never attempt 25 burly-offs during a zombie apocolypse or everyone will die if they haven't already.

Fire horses can do over 2,507,045,368,269 burpy-off.

by Mountain poop June 11, 2016

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 1, 2016