crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

Gator Butt

The act of pulling an alligator out of the water wile displaying more than usual butt crack.

Gator Butt: Just like "plumbers butt" where someone comes to fix something in your house & you end up seeing butt crack as you walk through a room

by Tape Up August 31, 2011

Butt Cuffing

The action of putting both hands behind the back, then placing both thumbs together and lastly into the anus acting as cuffs.

We didn't have handcuffs last night, so I ended up butt cuffing myself to get the job done.

by SailorKevie the Streamer January 25, 2025

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023

Butt Grenade

What happens to your dookie chute after consuming White Castle Slider's.

Kim ate White Castle and began to drop BUTT GRENADE'S shortly thereafter.

by smoothupinya_WI October 02, 2021

Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom

bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!

by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023

Papa-Butt

The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.

Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.

by AMPM91 May 26, 2025