Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022

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Mushroom black

The act of defying physics, by blackening a blue ballers eye with the head of the penis.

She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.

by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022

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black sheeple

An unthinking person who is herded by conspiracy theorists.

Jabez believes everything he reads on the faux news. He is a black sheeple.

by Research_Joe September 23, 2020

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Black Futos

The hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont't dare speak against them. If you're in Black Futos you also HAVE to have a black futo on GTA V.

Person1: That crew looks real intimidating.
Person2: I think it's Black Futos.

by ØsmundRublox456 May 08, 2017

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Black Futos

Black Futos is the hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont dare speak against them. To be in Black Futos you need to be from Froland and have a black futo on GTA V.

Person1: Those guys look so intimidating.
Person2: I think its Black Futos.

by ØsmundRublox456 May 12, 2017

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