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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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no bags friday

When you don't bring a bag to work on a Friday because you are going out for Friday night drinks and don't want to leave your bag at the bar because you're too shitfaced
"Yeah I'm down for Friday night drinks"
"Sweet, don't forget, no bags Friday"
by Jacko012 June 4, 2018
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Possible bag

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.
Nate never went into the woods without his possible bag.
by Top5Player July 24, 2021
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country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag
by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019
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South Carolina Sleeping bag

When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag
by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023
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Douche Bag

An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.
This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!

That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020
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Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.
She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me
by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022
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