The Chosen One

Donald J Ticknor.

The chosen one is the only one that can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Only Donald J Ticknor.

by DJT1995 September 26, 2020

One Direction

The best boy band in the world. Temporarily on hiatus. Formed on the show X Factor. Have dedicated their lives to their fans (known as Directioners). Consists of 5 male singers with the voices of literal angels.
The best people you could ever meet. They're kind, sweet, loving, generous, and are still loved by millions around the world. If they're really so bad then how come they win awards even though they're on hiatus right now? Also, since everyone likes to keep saying they're so gay then how about this... Millions of girls all over the world love 5 gay guys and 0 love you, how does that make you feel? They have the voices of angels that blend amazingly together. They don't even need auto tune

Harry Styles. Hazza
Louis Tomlinson. Tommo
Liam Payne. Payno
Niall Horan. Nialler
Zayn Malik. DJ Malik

I love One Direction

One Direction is the best!

by ImmaDirectionater September 27, 2020

One love

A nigga from kik who says all females are his soulmates.
Also goes after men and thinks all women are men.
Copy pastes quotes constantly.
Demands white men to pay reperations for the past.

Man 1: Dude I think she's my soulmate

Man 2: You say that about every girl l. Stop being a one love.

by Disniggagay October 1, 2020

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020

tzar one

the freshest and most burner of all the writers in the world

" Hey I'm just going to cap this throw"
"No don't! Thats tzar one the freshest and most burner writer of all time!"

by anonymous October 7, 2020

one more deal

A Cuphead FanFic Made by a great artist named KarlaDraws14. It has Cherry Soda And Sea Tea as the main characters, and in true Cuphead/Mugman fashion, they make a deal with the Devil

The One More Deal Fanfic is great in my opinion.

by TheRealMugman October 7, 2020

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020