by Px98AVh666 March 13, 2023
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 21, 2024
Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners
"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany
by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023
by Verticaldinglenutquantum April 10, 2023
Just you wait and see…nothing’s gonna happen this year… I’ll just be waiting for nothing…
It’s gonna be another boring shitty year … I hate the world today.
I wish something big would happen… maybe WW3 or a gigantic stock market crash…
It’s gonna be another boring shitty year … I hate the world today.
I wish something big would happen… maybe WW3 or a gigantic stock market crash…
This year is another boring one
by Death Menace February 21, 2023
by ramp65 March 13, 2024
When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.
by bababooey93 January 12, 2014