National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021

National curly hair day

Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on

Person- hey guess what

Person 2- what
Person-it’s national curly hair day get wrecked

by LilyJohn November 1, 2021

National Bsf Day

National Bsf day is on November 6 show off your bestie.

“Are you busy on the 6?”
“Yeah”
“Doing what?”

“Celebrating national Bsf day , with your no having Bestfriend ass”

by freak man yeah thats me. November 1, 2021

National Maraca day

It's a good day to be a person holding a maraca.

It's National Maraca day

by T_SWIZZLE0649 November 1, 2021

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

NOV 31: National Nerdy Friendzoned Sad Botw Buddies day

A day when one nerdy friendzoned sad botw buddie complements the other.

hey there its NOV 31: National Nerdy Friendzoned Sad Botw Buddies day! Buddy you are so awesome.
"OOG thanks" says the other buddy

by Nothing sexual at all November 1, 2021