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the popping cock rocket

The act of getting your cock sucked while having pop rocks pop on your cock
by joe and camden April 1, 2011
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Two Cock Garage

A synonym for one's mouth.
Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.
by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008
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Poulet Mon Cock

Direct translation from the french phrase: "Chicken my Rooser"
However, if not totally understood by an individual, it can literally mean what it sounds like.
Boy: M'am, can you poulet mon cock?
Lady: WHAT?!
by hydragyrum January 25, 2005
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Dick my cock

1.When anything is said, done, or revealed that causes any chance one might have had with a once-interested girl to fly out the window.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.
Stacy: "Really, you run a dojo? How interesting. Where is it?"
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."

Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?
by dick_pound July 21, 2009
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Cock Sucker Deal

It is when you get a deal wth your company by kissing ass and sucking cock.
Spike said to Craig. Hay Craig thanks for helping me keep my job in Maintence Control. You really went down on George for me. He will always go out of way to help you when you are sucking his cock. That is some "Cock Sucker Deal" you got for me.
by KenFain December 15, 2009
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big cummy cock

Damn I got a big cummy cock
by Deven cum face December 8, 2017
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Coordinated cock slam

When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"
Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.
by Donier87 April 13, 2022
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