Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 08, 2024

that one girl in your art class

that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick

Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”

Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*

by DaaaaamnDanielDictionary February 03, 2024

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 03, 2018

one knuckle buckle

When a pussy buckles from a one knuckle love tap!

Brina buckled from a slight graze from the one knuckle an hunches over red in the face wondering why no one ask if she's ok.(One knuckle buckle) small hit from one knuckle of the hand

by DRED November 04, 2017

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by October 13, 2020

I'll give you that one

A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.

Hannah: So are you gonna start or what?
Kavin: Easy there, I'll give you that one first.

by Pidgeon-Sloth August 10, 2022

for tha one time

He trying to hit, and spitting game.

when Matthew really likes you and texts "i was wondering if we could go out, maybe for tha one time."

by bonquiquilovesyou October 27, 2021