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Cunty Cunt

When someone is seen as a cunt but is cunty (funny/enjoyable) enough to justify hanging out with them
She’s cunty cunt, not just a cunt
by nonnozzle February 12, 2025
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cunt

me : alright mrs.cantrell, cunt!
mrs.cantrell : excuse me

me : you know… C U Next Tuesday?
by slVt4tr3<3 April 20, 2022
mugGet the cuntmug.

juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.
The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.
by C411UM November 20, 2015
mugGet the juggle the cuntsmug.

Cunt

He's taking you for a cunt
by Knickers44 March 15, 2018
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunt puttle

-A puttle of Semen

-A slang bad word

-Founded in Virginia
-Seath is a huge cunt puttle.
-The boy acted like a cunt puttle
by TAC0 Pizza JM September 24, 2017
mugGet the Cunt puttlemug.

Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
mugGet the Cunt strafingmug.

Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
mugGet the Shit the cuntmug.

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