Ponts Off

to pontificate from a soapbox like a entitled millennial man would; best heard through a British accent

He really is going ponts off about how capitalism is the ruin of the modern world...

Boy, sometimes I wish I could ponts off like men of a certain time and station tend to do...

by Phillip Chandra July 7, 2025

piss off

To get mad at someone or send away.

The boy was told to piss off!

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Bro off

When 2 bros want the same girl and they compete to see who the better bro is

Looks like we're gonna have a bro off.

by Midnight Writer January 31, 2021

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

bitch fuck off

when you tell a female to fuck herself

bitch fuck off

by Teddy Ampagoomian August 9, 2023

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024