Cunt

A term of endearment spoken to a loved one, typically if they're particularly calamitous and clumsy.

*John bumps into table, knocking Sarah's drink onto the floor*
Sarah: For fuck sake John, you're such a cunt.

by Douche_lorde November 29, 2016

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Cunt

What the fuck are you doing you know god damn well what cunt means go get a life you faggot

Your a cunt

by Adam sta no name June 4, 2018

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

cunt spelunking

The act of fucking a pussy so loose it reminds you of exploring the cavernous depths of a damp dark cave spelunking

Guy 1: Man, I hooked up with that chick from the club last night ..

Guy 2: nice! She a good fuck?

Guy 1: nah- let me put it this way... I wouldn’t say we “fucked” as much as I would say that I ended up going cunt spelunking

by Ellecapone1337 April 22, 2018

Cunt of Cunts

A big cunt who hasn’t got a very big cock

Henry Rowbotham is a cunt of cunts

by Henry is a cunt January 20, 2024

Cunt Brick

An individual who is so much of a cunt and jackass simultaneously that they send you into a gruesomely violent, homicidal rage

The guy who cut me off in traffic today was a real cunt brick

by GrungyBae November 16, 2021