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Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.
Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.
by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021
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me trying to find who asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked
by cringe060 March 15, 2022
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Your City Gave Me Asthma

An album that the twitch streamer Wilbur Soot wrote. It is NOT an aesthetic, and it is mostly about his ex. and it’s also not a TikTok song.

List of songs in the album:

Jubilee Line
Saline Solution
Since I Saw Vienna
Losing Face
Your Sister Was Right
La Jolla
I‘m Sorry Boris
Person1: have you listened to Your City Gave Me Asthma?
Person2: yes! It’s something to ball your eyes out.
by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021
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someone whos better than me

Dude 1-“You know anyone better than me?”
Dude 2-“Nah”
someone whos better than me
by Him >:) January 18, 2023
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It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.
by ShawShankPrison February 21, 2023
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go ahead and log out for me

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus
i wanna watch porn rn”

go ahead and log out for me hon”
by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020
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