FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

A disease that effects the ribs and brain

Josh: *Pisses* Oh crap
Mike: FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG

Josh: umm...
Josh: Bye,
Mike: FORNIT

by Paiisy June 2, 2022

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator January 31, 2022

i like minecraft redstone

you dont so just stop

i like minecraft redstone cause im a dumbass

by just a joke April 19, 2021

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024