boyhood shit

An activity that you have done since childhood.

Dude you still watch the 90's power rangers? That's some boyhood shit right there.

by ieatlightbulbs December 26, 2011

Shit Tornado

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). A Shit Tornado is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.

“When Fred realized, once again, the he was a failure at life in general, he felt the irresistible urge to blame his wife for all of his misfortunes...resulting in a huge“Shit Tornado”.

by AReiter December 27, 2011

budget shit

The generic version of a expensive product.

I got some birth control that made me lose my mind! It was the budget shit, not the legit shit.

by OpieTaylor February 27, 2011

Shit-footed

A whole nother level of being shit faced.

You're so drunk, you can't even say shit faced. You are shit-footed!

by Balsams finest shitfoot March 13, 2011

shit box

used to describe the ass of someone.. not someone who is an ass but their ass

Can be used in two ways:
Dude1: watch that seriously hot chick over there..she is epic..

Dude2: I kno i'd bust the shit box off her all night..

Or the other way..

Dude1: Fuck you man!
Dude2: Fuck ME!! Be wide little maurice or i'll stuff your mouth with toilet paper and bust the shit box off you

by El Papa Libre March 16, 2011

Shit on a taco

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Shit on a taco! that was scary

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011