likes

Where kids are now a days are judged by how many likes they get on a photo, making kids now a days insecure and their self esteem to plumpish.

Person 1 - "How many likes did you get on that last photo?"
Person 2 - "Like 53..?"
Person 1 - "What?! Does like no one like you? I get like 127"

by lavold April 22, 2018

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

Hands Like Houses

Australian post-hardcore at its finest.

"Son, I share your windward dreams to soar from this little town, of shacked up windows and swinging doors..."
- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.

by 7568ino May 11, 2024

I never liked you anyway

Something a person says when they got rejected, got cheated on, or just broke up with someone for a reasonable or unreasonable purpose.
I’m unsure why they say this cause I’m not them but something that has to do with dignity and being an asshole 🤷

Test1: Sorry, my parents don’t allow me to date so I can’t.
Test2: I never liked you anyway!

Test3: *cheats on Test4&
Test4: I never liked you anyway!

Test5: I think we should break up, it’s just not working..
Test6: WHAT? I never liked you anyway, bitch!

by JFKSSHOOTER November 25, 2023

like a house of cards

a dumbass phrase that only girls named maddie use

IM SWEATING LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS!!

by bzushejwiwiwkwiw January 17, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

shook like dice

1. When someone is scared for their life or lack the ability to stick up for themselves when shit is about to pop off frfr.

‘When Scott pulled out the hammer with the switch, all his Opps were shook like dice’

by emmaytrubl December 12, 2024