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One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs
John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back
by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020
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One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.
Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!
by Kerytach February 10, 2021
mugGet the One-Bitemug.

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.
That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!
by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025
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one proud day

when it is good day start with a bad end
one proud day, the austeeno arived
by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023
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ons

Paid deliveries for illegal substances, typically weed but sometimes vapes. Australian slang.
"hit me up for ons"
"shiii, can i get a 50 bag?"
by johnthebohn August 19, 2024
mugGet the onsmug.

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
mugGet the PINCH one FLUSH onemug.

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