hot piece of paper

A hot guy, usually one of a female's many conquests.

Damn Emily, I saw you with a new hot piece of paper today, you must be a speed reader.

by emilycoo October 11, 2005

Hot Fudge Sundae

proceeding having sex with a virgin (popping the "cherry"), one then commmits the ultimate act of spreading the vagina with some kind of gynacologic device or hands if possible, and defecates directly in the gaping hole.

That virgin did so well her first time, I had to open her up and reward her with a hot fudge sundae.

by nun ya bitness August 21, 2006

two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on

"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."

by Stephanie437 April 15, 2008

Sausage Filled Hot Pocket

Shoven the old cock in the vagina

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Chilli On Your Hot Dog

what happens when you have anal sex then the person that is gettin it poops on the penis

"Ahhh"
"Ahhh"
"oh shit"

"i gotta go poop"
aww youchilli on your hot dog
haha

by gomekim October 2, 2010

red hot tater hole

It's when you've had a fair amount of spicy or hott food, and when you go #2, well....it burns like a son of a gun.

I had hot wings for lunch and now I got the red hot tater hole

by Kencab1 May 8, 2018

ruby nuben hot pocket

slang term for the female genetalia.

"damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."

by icebox February 14, 2003