shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

Dumb Head Dumb

Dumb Head Dumb

Dumb Head Dumb

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

Clott Head

Someone who has had pussy bloody rubbed on there head

Rubbed blood on your head now you’re called Simbaaaaa - Clott Head

by Clott Head July 31, 2022

Bucket Head Bitch

Anyone whose head circumference is OVER 24 inches!

The average adult human head

has a circumference of 21–23 inches. For women, the average head circumference is 21 3/4 inches, and for men, it's 22 1/2 inches.

That Girl aint nothin but a Bucket Head Bitch

Man we measured heads one night that bitch aint nothin but a bucket head bitch!

by ItsMelanieBihh December 30, 2023

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 05, 2022

polar bear head

Oral sex with cold hands and lots of teeth.

"Does Courtney give good head?"
"No, she gave me polar bear head cold hands and teeth!"

by pbh February 20, 2014