California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

Dogging the boys

The act of skipping a sesh with the boys for no good reason

Trav keeps dogging the boys!

Will there be a day that big Trav stops dogging the boys?

by corz7 February 15, 2019

The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.

That dude is the dog master.

by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 18, 2019

Dog Pile

When multiple people take a shit in the same toilet without flushing.

Dammit, my friends dog piled me again.

by Ace Decade September 1, 2018

Fence up dog

When a professional fencer duels a bz who doesn't know anything about fencing. The pro fencer will say, "you would be disqualified in a real duel." And the bz will continue saying fence up dog.

Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!
Person 2: You're disqualified.
Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!

by MajesticBeast September 5, 2018

Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.

I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.

by anyling September 7, 2018