hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019

Dogging the boys

The act of skipping a sesh with the boys for no good reason

Trav keeps dogging the boys!

Will there be a day that big Trav stops dogging the boys?

by corz7 February 15, 2019

The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.

That dude is the dog master.

by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 18, 2019

Dog Pile

When multiple people take a shit in the same toilet without flushing.

Dammit, my friends dog piled me again.

by Ace Decade September 1, 2018

Fence up dog

When a professional fencer duels a bz who doesn't know anything about fencing. The pro fencer will say, "you would be disqualified in a real duel." And the bz will continue saying fence up dog.

Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!
Person 2: You're disqualified.
Person 1: FENCE UP DOG!!!!!

by MajesticBeast September 5, 2018

Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.

I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.

by anyling September 7, 2018

Deep dog

Going balls deep in a dog while humping it doggy style.

Dustin- “Do you remember that gay guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”

by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 13, 2018